Omaha billboards herald Jesus’ return in May

Allison Warden, my dear, you really do need to check the Yellow Pages, contact your nearest psychiatrist, and make an appointment; immediately!!! People in your condition shouldn’t be roaming the streets – it isn’t safe for the rest of us.

And Timberly Ross, Associated Press writer, please do a follow-up  story to this article on May 22, 2011; the day after Allison’s proclaimed scheduled visit from Jesus. Let us know the reason Allison offers as to why Jesus was a no-show. TGO

Refer to brief story below. Source: Associated Press

By TIMBERLY ROSS, Associated Press Timberly Ross, Associated Press

OMAHA, Neb. – A Christian group is proclaiming Jesus’ return in billboards going up in Omaha and other U.S. cities for the holiday season.

Allison Warden, of We Can Know, says an analysis of Scripture shows Jesus will come on May 21. She says the billboards showing three wise men following the star of Bethlehem are meant to spur the public’s interest in the Bible, not frighten anyone.

Warden says the billboards have gone up in Omaha and Nashville, Tenn. She says they’re also going up in Atlanta, Bridgeport, Conn.; Detroit; Fort Wayne, Ind.; Kansas City, Mo.; Little Rock, Ark.; Louisville, Ky.; and St. Louis. They’ll be up for December.

We Can Know offers resources to learn about the coming of Jesus and the end of days through its website, wecanknow.com.

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2 Responses to Omaha billboards herald Jesus’ return in May

  1. Roger Hammack says:

    What many people fail to do is to take into account as to where the messenger got their message. Allison is only a messenger as are thousand of other messengers are proclaiming the same message all over the world.
    The Message Comes just from the Bible. The Bible is in nearly all languages worldwide. Anyone can access it to discern if the message indeed comes from it.
    Then when it is discovered it does, the proper position to take is to fall prostrate begging God for mercy, that He may save them. Because Salvation is totally in His control and not possible for man to contribute.
    May 21, 2011 is the last day of Salvation, and the beginning of Judgment Day.
    Ezek 7:1 ¶ Moreover the word of the LORD came unto me, saying,
    2 Also, thou son of man, thus saith the Lord GOD unto the land of Israel; An end, the end is come upon the four corners of the land.
    3 Now is the end come upon thee, and I will send mine anger upon thee, and will judge thee according to thy ways, and will recompense upon thee all thine abominations.
    4 And mine eye shall not spare thee, neither will I have pity: but I will recompense thy ways upon thee, and thine abominations shall be in the midst of thee: and ye shall know that I am the LORD.
    5 Thus saith the Lord GOD; An evil, an only evil, behold, is come.
    6 An end is come, the end is come: it watcheth for thee; behold, it is come.
    7 The morning is come unto thee, O thou that dwellest in the land: the time is come, the day of trouble is near, and not the sounding again of the mountains.
    8 Now will I shortly pour out my fury upon thee, and accomplish mine anger upon thee: and I will judge thee according to thy ways, and will recompense thee for all thine abominations.
    9 And mine eye shall not spare, neither will I have pity: I will recompense thee according to thy ways and thine abominations that are in the midst of thee; and ye shall know that I am the LORD that smiteth.
    10 Behold the day, behold, it is come: the morning is gone forth; the rod hath blossomed, pride hath budded.
    11 Violence is risen up into a rod of wickedness: none of them shall remain, nor of their multitude, nor of any of theirs: neither shall there be wailing for them.
    12 The time is come, the day draweth near: let not the buyer rejoice, nor the seller mourn: for wrath is upon all the multitude thereof.
    13 For the seller shall not return to that which is sold, although they were yet alive: for the vision is touching the whole multitude thereof, which shall not return; neither shall any strengthen himself in the iniquity of his life.
    14 They have blown the trumpet, even to make all ready; but none goeth to the battle: for my wrath is upon all the multitude thereof.
    May God have mercy!

    • TGO says:

      Roger, nothing personal, but I believe that you and Allison should admit yourselves into the same insane asylum and wait until May 21, 2011; your so-called last day of salvation. Maybe Jesus will personally visit the two of you and save you both, while destroying the rest of mankind. Then Allison and you can become the new and improved versions of Adam and Eve. One would think that after the third try, God may get it right this time.

      Good luck to you both…

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